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Khawvelah hian englai pawhin Facebook-ah mi maktaduai 250 an online reng ang ngaih a ni. Zocop Ralte te, Hming Sanga te, KT Pakhuangte te hi he kan chenna planet (of the apes) ah hian awm lo se chu hei ai hian mi 3-in an tlem dawn tihna!

Facebook vang hian ka ṭhian tam tak, eng hnam nge an nih ka hriat ngai lem lohte hnam ka hriat phah a, a ṭangkaina phei chu ka hre lem lo na a, hriatloh ai chuan knowledge chu a tizau ve hret chuan ka hria nia.

Computer kan han on a, kan han lut nghal chat mai a, a chunglam veilam a lo sen vei tiarh a, a nuam ve deuh veng veng theiin ka hria (Research leh survey changkang hmanga finfiah erawh a ni lo thung). Chutah ‘chat’ ah kan han lut leh a, kan han ‘green’ nileng leh ṭhak mai bawk a, min ning tan chuan kan ninawm ve thei hle dawn niawm tak a ni. Hetia nileng lenga hring ṭhin Lalrinliana Ralte te, Aldrin Lallawmzuala te hi chuan hlaah pawh “Hring la i nung ang…” an tih duh hmelin ka hria.

Mi thil post apiang lo ‘LIKE’ ka ching ṭhin a, hawihhawmna ni paw’n ka hre bawk ṭhin. ‘Marawhchu ka ngaihtuah chiang ta deuhva, Lengpui Airport-a thlawhtheihna chesual thlalak an rawn dah a, lo LIKE ngawt kha chu a felhlel chu ka ti ve deuh. A enga kha nge LIKEly ta em em chu?

Ka la hrereng mai. Ka ṭhianpa pakhatin chehpuah chesuala a nau a boral thu a rawn post a, ka’n lo LIKE pek kha. DISLIKE tur zawk ni reng siin. DISLIKE-na phei chu a awm azeng pawh a ni hlei law.

“Hei thlalak ka dah thar a, i lang ve ania. Lo en ve mah teh” tihna a ni ber ang chu – tag chu. Tu’n emaw thlalak-ah min ‘tag’ thu a rawn lang a, phur takin kan han en ta cheng a, ui niawm tak, vawkpui ang deuh ni bawk si, a note hnute pe bawk vung lai thlalak te hi a lo ni ta dah a. A khawilaiah khan nge ka hmel a lan ve ka hrethiam theilo. A nih loh leh leimin thlalak te hi a lo ni a, “He thlalakah hian i lo lang ve nawlh mai” ti niawm takin min rawn ‘tag’ ṭhin bawk sia! Mafaa te in bula Roadroller a accident ṭum pawhin a thlalak an rawn dah a, min ‘tag’! Hahaha. Lolzz! RTNzz!

Add as a friend tih te a awm bawk. Facebook ve ngailo te in bangbo lutuk loh nan – Add as a friend tih chu a Zo ṭawng chuan ṭhian anga belh tihna a ni ngawt lo a nia. Facebook-ah chuan ṭhian kan nei thliah thluah a, tuemaw ka ṭhian duh chuan heti hian ka va Add as a friend keuh mai a ni. Kan lo ngei ruk ngawih ngawih ten min rawn add as a friend chang hian lo hnar ngawt a rem chiah silova, tuma hriatpui siloh hian kan lai deuh hu thei titih.

Facebook hi ṭhian hlui zawnchhuah leh na’n chuan duhthusam tluk deuhthaw a ni. Matric kan zawh hnua vawikhatmah ka hmuh leh tak loh; an awmna chin pawh ka hriat tak lohte kha Facebook zarah ka bepawp leh thei a, a va ṭha tak. ‘Marawhchu hming lem an hman vaih erawh chuan chuti hlauh! High School-a ‘Bill Body-a’ nia kan hriata kha Facebook-ah chuan ‘Tetea Pachuau’ a lo ni daih a, vawikhat inhmuhnaah kan inhai ṭep chu a ni e. Lalremruata Sailo pawh ‘Remrudess Sailo’ a inti tlat a, min ti khawr riau.

Fiamthu nuihzatthlak tak nia kan hriat kan han post a, chutah like a hlawh em, comment a hlawh em tiin kan han vil ru leh vei zuk zuk a, a va nuam fahran. Comment a hlawh deuh phei chuan chapo a awl ve hle mai a lo ni.

Status Update te an ti. A hre ve ngailote hrilh an ngai leh ta.

A bul aṭangin sawi ṭha leh law law ang. Facebook chu Notice Board ang deuh hi a ni ber mai a, Internet notice board tihna a nih deuh ber chu. Chu Notice Board-ah chuan i duh leh thlalak i tar anga, a nih loh leh thu i ziak kawi mai mai thei. Awmze ril deuh nei, ngaihtuah chet chet ngai – “He is a pretty man” tih ang chi emaw thu lawilo leh awmze neilo – “Wywtsa oiwhen” tihte pawh i ziak thei.

Chu’ng i thuziak te chu an duh leh i ṭhianten an lo ‘Like’ anga, an duh leh an comment ang. Facebook-ah chuan mi zawng zawng hi commentator kan ni vek mai a, Pu Vana emaw, Pu Hruaitea emaw nih kher a ngailo. Kan ‘commentating’ kha duh chuan an la rawn ‘Like’ ve leh chhawng thei a, a va zia. Commentary ti lova Commentating tih ṭawngkam hi ka hmuhchhuah – a duh tan a ‘Like’ theih e.

Tichuan internet notice board-ah chuan kan vei ta nuk nuk mai a nih chu.

Facebook hian ṭhalai a hrut nasa zual niin a ngaih theih na a, Mizo zingah pawh Facebook hmang ṭhin ka hriat ṭhenkhat chu Mizo Union leh Mizo National Union hria an ni nawk mai. An tunlai hi ka ti’a nia aw! Ṭhenkhat phei chuan an rammut lai thlalak te an notice board-ah an tar a, a ṭhenin Lammuala phul lem a awm hma fe a an parade lai thlalak te an dah bawk. Keini’n “Victor-a tih vel chu an tunlai e mai; Maitawka ngat le” tiin kan inti hmanlai khanglang a, kan inti siniar vel aniah! Kan hmanlai ka ti’a nia aw!

Group hi hlimawm si ninawm si zuk nia!

Hrilhfiah leh rih ang. Group chu group a ni mai. Tu’n emaw group a siam a, chutah chuan min lo telh ve a, tichuan chu group member chu kan ni ta a, pawisa sen a ngailo.

Chanchinthar group te, mifing hlir awmkhawmna group te, uanthuanna group te, vengchhung bil group te, kohhran ṭhalai group te, tleirawl hawklak group te, Korean lam hawi group te,… a tam mai. Facebook chu ‘Grouping Centre’ a ni deuh ber mai. A hman nazawngin an duh duhna group-a min lo add ve ringawt ṭhin erawh a ninawm a, huat hleihtheih bawk si loh! Chu’ng group hrang hrangah chuan kan han titi luih luih mai ah, zia leh hle si ‘ni. Fing deuh deuh te leh inti fing deuh deuh te pawh an awm a ni awm e. All Mizoram Unrecognised Junior Philosophers’ (AMUJP) Meet la huaihawt ila a ṭha tak ang.

Rualpawl nan satliaha Facebook hmangtu hi a tam zawk chu kan ni maithei e. Mi ṭhenkhat chuan ṭangkai takin an hmang mek bawk. Counselling nan te an hmang ṭangkai a, a ṭha ngawt mai an ti. Mahni veng/khua aṭanga chhan hrang hrang vanga hmun danga awmte tan a ṭangkai em em mai bawk. Khawtlangah chhiat tawk awm se Facebook zualko kan hmu thei a, a peih deuh tan phei chuan englai pawhin kan mobile-ah heng chanchin tharlam tak tak hi kan hmu thei.

Khawvel hi a hmanhmawh tawh a, miin internet website hrang hrang kan tlawh kual dun dun peih tawh lo. Hei hi hrilhchawp ngai hauh lovin Facebook ngaihtuahchhuaktu Mark Zuckerberg-a hian a hre kar mai a ni teh chek a ni ang chu, a hmang ṭangkai thiam tlat. Khawvel media lian tak tak te pawh hian anmahni website ai mahin ‘Follow us on Facebook/Twitter’ an tih zel tawh mai hi. An news article te reng reng pawh Facebook account hmangin a ‘Like’ theih deuh zel tawh chu a nih hi. Zonet pawhin Mizo Idol 2011 ah Facebook chu an hman ṭangkai khawp hi maw.

Tunhnai deuh aṭang phei kha chuan mobile phone hmanga facebook kan intihhmuh ṭan a, SMS a nekchep ṭan deuhvin ka hria. Chuti tehchiamin a hautak loh bakah, an GPRS tih vel hi facebook vel nan na na na chuan a muang chhe lutuk lo bawk a, facebook chat-a ‘hringchungnunga’ te ho pawh hi mobile-a FB ṭhin an ni a ti, Renthlei-a Ralte-in.

Ka thuziah chu Facebook ve ngailo tan chuan a va ho angreng lawi si e!