MLA candidate

MLA candidate pakhat kha thuneituten an va han tiduhdah ve angreng tak e aw! Party lar fahran lo hminga in candidate a ni bawk a, PSO atan pawh NCC tiang keng an pe a, an inzui ve hnak hnak.

Uang zelin hnehna chu kan chang ang

Pa ti thlip thlep, invawng fel tak a ni ve bawk a, kawngsir mitdel zai hnena tanpuina a pek pawn receipt a dil thlap zel

Obama Bin Laden

US President atana thlan thar Barack Obama chu a nu leh pain hetiang hian hla an lo phuahsak thlip thlep tawh a ni awm e:
"O-ba-ma i chun leh zua ten, kan hmangaihin kan duat a che. I lo seilen hun kan nghakhlel"

khhhhrrrriiiiimmm

PL LIandinga

An sawi PL LIANDINGA

Tuaitea

This is KOLASIB fachuam TUAITEA

ELECTION UANG

1. Election Commission a strict thar bawk a, Observer te pawhin an duh fir khawp mai. Observer pakhat phei kha chu a strict lehzual angreng a, kawngsira Upa Pawl Jubili lungphun te kha a phawitir a, zunin banga 'hetah e suh' tih inziak te kha a Hindi-in a translate tir vek.

2. MLA thlan thar a ni ve a, a bial chhung khaw hrang hrangah zunin a siamtir a, a bangah 'Constructed for Mr. So-and-so under MLA LAD Fund' a tihtir kelh kulh.

3. Road Roller-ah 'URGENT ELECTION DUTY : DO NOT DELAY' tih tar ta ila, kan kal chak phah deuh sawt ang a!

UANG

1. Tunlai hian Rs. 500 note lem a tam hle a, a tak pawh a ang hlawm hle. A tak a anlohna awmchhun chu Gandhi-a zuitute zinga a hnuhnungber hian duh aiin a rilru a pe tawk lo deuh.
2. Blank paper pakhat chauh kan nei a, a aia tam kan mamawh a nih si chuan kan neihchhun kha xerox mai tur.
.... to be continued

Maggie hla - A KAWL leh PAITE version

Maggie hla 'He-na-na' chu tunlaiin Kolasib TV ah a lar hle mai! Chutih rualin a 'KAWL trong' leh a 'PAITE trongin' he hla thluk ang chiah chiah hi a awm bawk a, an lar phah hle. A khawi ber hi nge a 'ori' a hriat tawh mang loh. Paite version hi chu gospel tho a nih hmel a, a KAWL version erawh hi chu a gospel hmel lem loh. Maggie hian en ve tawh tak maw! TAWIA..... Youtube-ah lo dah teh - A KAWL leh PAITE version te hi!

Mamuana leh A Nupui

Neih a tum ta lo emaw tih hnuah Vanlalmuana, chanchinbu awmlo Y2GOAL EDITOR chuan nupui a han nei ta poh chu aniah! A nupui hian 'a hmel a hmuha a duh theihna turin hmel mawina engmah a nei silo'
Vanlalmuana, Muanpawisawia chu! Pawisa a nei silo, pawisak a nei silo; mi chhiatna a hre thei si, mi kher a peih bawk si. Tuemaw tai deuh kher lo hi chuan thil sawi te hi a thiam lova, TAIKHERA a ni deuh ber.
Tu chanchin emaw han sawi ila, 'additional secretary' emaw tih mai tur hian belhchhah tur a nei ngei ngei. A chanchin kan sawia tana ngaihthlak nuam lem lo tak tur a ni tlangpui - a thu hriat te chu. Kan awm loh lai hian engtin tak kan chanchin sawi thrin ang maw!
A dawr ve lah hi! Media mi hrang hrang thrianah a siam jeih jeih a, kuhva pahnih-khat a khilai hnuah an media (TV, Chanchinbu) ah a thlawnin, a thlawn liau liauvin 'FAKNA' an tihsak leh nge nge thrin. A tihsaktute a lawm hlei hleiah an la trang lehnghal. Duh duh hunah kan U Thrazuala (Bematuale) pawh hi a zaitir thei niin ka hria.
A sumdawng hi tluang tehchiam lo se ka ti. Infiamna bungraw threnkhatah 'Authorised dealer' ngat niin a inchhâl ve a, kan han hrechiang a, 'authorised dealer a nihna te chu : Prakash Shotputs; Choudhury & Choudhury Carrom dices; Badal Brothers - deals in original kabaddi appliances; tih vel a ni.
Football te hi hre ber niawm tak hian a sawi zuah zuah a, a ning tan chuan a ninawm hle ta ve ang. Hei hi proof ka nei thlap. A dawr chêp tak nghaktu Apuia'n heti hian a sawi tlat : "Chhûnah nilengin dawrah a thru hnûr a, zanah TV han en ila, inkhel chanchin a lo sawi a, a lo thru leh hnûr a, ka en ning teh ania" a ti. Thil ni thei a ni.
KA TUI DAWN TLAT! Article la ziah hial tur a ni.
Marin, Mamuana nupui i ni ta chu aniah! Ka khawngaih em mai che. Zantin kuhva nawi i kiss dawn chu a ni ta sia!

Hla hre sual

Hla hriat sual :
* Daduhi - "Mahse suihlunglen zual chang ni hian, sakhmel CONDI awm lo, kar a hla"
* KHB - "Ringliani hnungah, Ringliani hnungah. Kraws chungah nunna tui chu a luang. Ringliani hnungah"
* Guns N Roses - "And because of Vember Rain"
* Belinda - "Ka thiam ka finna zawngte, Lalpa i ta a ni. Hei hi NGHATHU UIH ber, nangmah fak hi"
* Youth Club Zaipawl - "CALCIUM rawh le, ZUNGKAWNG a zau lua e"

Tawia leh A-da-a leh Zaia'n an thawh belh ang

Poetry hi

Mafaa'n (Vanlalfa-a, to be precise) a 'Thlaler Aurawl' lehkhabuah poetry a dah nual a, ka chhiar ka chhiar a, ngaihnawm ka ti ve riau mai! ka'n phuah ve chhin ngat te'ng. Rhyme thlapin.

AMI TAWNAH
Ami tawnah i ti phut a
Nang ngaiin ka tlu khut a!

Hei chu a mawi lo. A dang

HRUAI CHUAIA
Leng zawng zingah i nawi ber, Lalhruai
Chutin hnam tin tawnah par ang i chuai
Thil tin tiin i at huai
Engah thil holamah i buai
Nawm tumin thil tinreng i ruai
Mahse i ni tho tho si a - tuai
I heh hrep lehnghala Kolasib sahdah RUM nuai
An sawi pasaltha tuarzuau iangin i men piai puai
Hmasawn tum lo i her liai luai

Uang Huang ka tihchhuah

Fiamthu thra zet zet nia kan ngaih SMS-in kan han thawn a, mi pahnih-khat. A hnu lawkah midang daih hnen atangin kan han dawng leh a, a lawmawm dan a dangdai! Y2Goal Mamuana hnenah han thawn ila, darh chak thei fua fua tak a ni. Phur chang changin 'Mizopa SMS, hun bik nei jokes' la post thrin ila a thra ngawt ang. Peih erawh a har fu ang.

Saruak Hlimthla

Tunhnaiah saruak thlalak leh eng ila fahran a lar hle mai. Kan nulate u, fimkhur teh u! In khawsa duh a nih paw'n in thu a ni a, thla erawh zawng la tawh lul suh u. A tawpah chuan nangmahni bawk a ni mualpho leh thrin ni. Nupuite kan 'kiss' lai tak ngial pawh thla kan lak ngam loh hi.

Nupui fanau

Nupui kan han nei ve a, chutah Pathian malsawmna dawngin fapa pekin kan awm a, chutih laia nupui leh fapa bula awm thei lova hmun danga awm a ngai tlat mai hi chu a hreawm ve reuh hle a ni. Sipai ho khawhar thrin tur zia min ngaihtuahchhuahtir thrin. Kei chu kartin ka la haw thei zawk a, sipai ho phei chu ral ramah te emaw an awm a, Kargil lunglen an pe na ve thrin ngawt ang. "Ki ghar kab aoge, likho kab aoge, sms kab aoge......" tia zai vawng vawng tur pawh an lo ni reng a ni

Skylinks TV-ah 'Uang Huang' programme kan siam a, pachang ve meuh, ka han nui huah huah mai thrin kha a ngaihawm ve fu mai. Tunah kei aia thiam LR-a'n min thlak ta a, keia tih ve ai chuan a 'hit' niin a lang. A lawmawm hle mai.

Kolasib khawpuia khua a han lum tak tak hi chuan saruak veka kan awm hnuah pawh phelh tur kan la zawng kan la zawng mai a nih hi. 'Marawhchu, khawlum te, khawvawt te pawh hi khaikhin tur hmun dang a awm vang mai maia nuam leh hreawm a lo ni! Kolasib a lum kan tih viau chun lehlangin Bairabi kan zuk kal a, kan han haw leh hi chuan "Kolasib chu a lo zo vah vah hle mai" kan ti ve tho thrin nia!
Chutiang vel mai mai chu a lo ni e, khawvel hi. Mi pakhat, 'thaiboy' intiin ka blog a rawn tlawh ve mial a, lawm tur nge lawm loh tur ka hre lo na a, thin erawh a rim lem love.

He ka internet thiltih ve hi tlawhtu an awm ve thrin ang tih beiseina avanga siam ka ni lova, ka kuthlei thiltih mai mai zuk nia!