Obama Bin Laden

US President atana thlan thar Barack Obama chu a nu leh pain hetiang hian hla an lo phuahsak thlip thlep tawh a ni awm e:
"O-ba-ma i chun leh zua ten, kan hmangaihin kan duat a che. I lo seilen hun kan nghakhlel"

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PL LIandinga

An sawi PL LIANDINGA

Tuaitea

This is KOLASIB fachuam TUAITEA

ELECTION UANG

1. Election Commission a strict thar bawk a, Observer te pawhin an duh fir khawp mai. Observer pakhat phei kha chu a strict lehzual angreng a, kawngsira Upa Pawl Jubili lungphun te kha a phawitir a, zunin banga 'hetah e suh' tih inziak te kha a Hindi-in a translate tir vek.

2. MLA thlan thar a ni ve a, a bial chhung khaw hrang hrangah zunin a siamtir a, a bangah 'Constructed for Mr. So-and-so under MLA LAD Fund' a tihtir kelh kulh.

3. Road Roller-ah 'URGENT ELECTION DUTY : DO NOT DELAY' tih tar ta ila, kan kal chak phah deuh sawt ang a!

UANG

1. Tunlai hian Rs. 500 note lem a tam hle a, a tak pawh a ang hlawm hle. A tak a anlohna awmchhun chu Gandhi-a zuitute zinga a hnuhnungber hian duh aiin a rilru a pe tawk lo deuh.
2. Blank paper pakhat chauh kan nei a, a aia tam kan mamawh a nih si chuan kan neihchhun kha xerox mai tur.
.... to be continued

Maggie hla - A KAWL leh PAITE version

Maggie hla 'He-na-na' chu tunlaiin Kolasib TV ah a lar hle mai! Chutih rualin a 'KAWL trong' leh a 'PAITE trongin' he hla thluk ang chiah chiah hi a awm bawk a, an lar phah hle. A khawi ber hi nge a 'ori' a hriat tawh mang loh. Paite version hi chu gospel tho a nih hmel a, a KAWL version erawh hi chu a gospel hmel lem loh. Maggie hian en ve tawh tak maw! TAWIA..... Youtube-ah lo dah teh - A KAWL leh PAITE version te hi!

Mamuana leh A Nupui

Neih a tum ta lo emaw tih hnuah Vanlalmuana, chanchinbu awmlo Y2GOAL EDITOR chuan nupui a han nei ta poh chu aniah! A nupui hian 'a hmel a hmuha a duh theihna turin hmel mawina engmah a nei silo'
Vanlalmuana, Muanpawisawia chu! Pawisa a nei silo, pawisak a nei silo; mi chhiatna a hre thei si, mi kher a peih bawk si. Tuemaw tai deuh kher lo hi chuan thil sawi te hi a thiam lova, TAIKHERA a ni deuh ber.
Tu chanchin emaw han sawi ila, 'additional secretary' emaw tih mai tur hian belhchhah tur a nei ngei ngei. A chanchin kan sawia tana ngaihthlak nuam lem lo tak tur a ni tlangpui - a thu hriat te chu. Kan awm loh lai hian engtin tak kan chanchin sawi thrin ang maw!
A dawr ve lah hi! Media mi hrang hrang thrianah a siam jeih jeih a, kuhva pahnih-khat a khilai hnuah an media (TV, Chanchinbu) ah a thlawnin, a thlawn liau liauvin 'FAKNA' an tihsak leh nge nge thrin. A tihsaktute a lawm hlei hleiah an la trang lehnghal. Duh duh hunah kan U Thrazuala (Bematuale) pawh hi a zaitir thei niin ka hria.
A sumdawng hi tluang tehchiam lo se ka ti. Infiamna bungraw threnkhatah 'Authorised dealer' ngat niin a inchhâl ve a, kan han hrechiang a, 'authorised dealer a nihna te chu : Prakash Shotputs; Choudhury & Choudhury Carrom dices; Badal Brothers - deals in original kabaddi appliances; tih vel a ni.
Football te hi hre ber niawm tak hian a sawi zuah zuah a, a ning tan chuan a ninawm hle ta ve ang. Hei hi proof ka nei thlap. A dawr chêp tak nghaktu Apuia'n heti hian a sawi tlat : "Chhûnah nilengin dawrah a thru hnûr a, zanah TV han en ila, inkhel chanchin a lo sawi a, a lo thru leh hnûr a, ka en ning teh ania" a ti. Thil ni thei a ni.
KA TUI DAWN TLAT! Article la ziah hial tur a ni.
Marin, Mamuana nupui i ni ta chu aniah! Ka khawngaih em mai che. Zantin kuhva nawi i kiss dawn chu a ni ta sia!