A bawplawk

Hman zan chu TV-ah chanchinthar ka en a, ka ngaithla pah bawk a, Central Minister pakhat Mizorama a rawn zin thu a ni nghe nghe. “Minister zahawm tak Pu Englova chuan lehlângin Mizoram a rawn tlawh dawn a, tlaiah a haw leh ang” a ti, a puangtu’n. Hetia ‘Minister zahawm tak’ an awm hran a nih chuan ‘Minister zahawmlo tak’ pawh an awm a nih hmêl! Lehlânga zin te chu tlaia a haw leh loh ten lehlâng a ni nâng!

            A hnu lawkah vairam hmun pakhata mipui leh police te intualvuak thu a rawn puang a, hliam tuarte chu damdawi in hnai ber panpui an nih thu a sawi. Ka ṭhuthmunah ka lo ngaihtuah ve neuh neuh a, damdawi in hnai ber an panpui loh nâkah! A hla ber panpui thu awm hek lo! Mi hliam tuar, a ranglama bawihsawm ngaia an awm laia “Chumi khami damdawi inah kalpui ang. Ka hmelhriat nurse a thawk ve alawm” tih chi a ni dawn emni?

            Chutah TV hnuai scroll, ‘thu bawkvâk kal zet zet’ ah hian fakna a rawn lang a, ‘TV neilote tana dawr pakhatin installment-a an pek theih’ thu. TV neilo na na na, engtinnnge kha fakna kha an hmuh ang ni? “Mobile phone ka nei thar ve a, ka number hre duh chuan min rawn call rawh u” tih ang vel a ni.

            “Hriattirna puan tur kan neih kan han puang ange” an rawn ti puam leh ṭalh ṭalh a, “Aw! In neihloh te chu puan thu a awm hleinem” ka ti rilru a, khawiahmah phei chuan sawichhuah ka tum chuang lo. “Hello, hello! Chumi khami vêng information centre aṭangin. Tukkin zing hian puan tur engmah a awm loh avangin engmah kan rawn puang lovang” tia vantlang aurinna hmanga thu puan ang deuh a ni.

            ‘A mamawh apiangte’ hman tura thisen pek thu pawh ka hre ṭhin. Ni e, a mamawhlo te tana pek ṭâlh thu a awm lêmlo. A mak dawn êm asin – “Nimin khan YMA Branch pakhat chuan a mamawhlo apiangte hman turin thisen Rambo polythene riat an pe!” A châng phei chuan ‘damlo mamawh te tana hman tur thisen pek’ thu pawh! ‘Damlo mamawhtu’ chu medical college te hi an ni deuh ber lawm ni – experiment tih na’n! Psychiatry Department lamte hian min mamawh ngawih ngawih mai ang tihte hi ania ka hlauh ni.

            Fakna hmuhnawm tih deuh deuh ka nei. Vodafone ho ZooZoo fakna ho te hi a ṭha thei ka ti. A sapṭawng takin rhyme leh flow ṭha zet zet leh catchy tak tak a awm ṭhin. ‘Kan North East Kan Star’ ang deuh hian ti ve dawn ta ila, ‘Kan Hnahlan kan Zawlaidi’; ‘Ram pum-ah Rum Pum’ – a va ṭha e!

            Fakna titu ṭhenkhat chuan anmahni dawrtute chu an ina an dahsak theih thu an sawi a, a lawmawm ngawt mai. Amaherawhchu, septic tank paihfai ṭhin an nih chuan ka inah min rawn dahsak lo mahse pawi ka ti lo angreng.

Motor-a tui chawi ṭhin te hian inah min dahsak thei lo ta se a buaithlak hlein ka ring bawk. Veng inhlat deuh nih phei chuan an ina mi kan va chawi ṭâng ṭâng dawn tihna ania!

Chanchinbute hi inah min rawn dahsak lo ta se a buaithlak hle bawkin ka ring. An office-ah kan va kal anga, an computer-a an dah kha kan va inchhiar chhâwk emaw a ni’anga.

            Fakna ṭhenkhat hi chu ha hawlh tak tak a awm vein ka hria. Khawvel huap courier service titu lar tak pakhat pawhin khawvel khawi hmunah pawh bungrua an thawn theih thu an tlangaupui ṭhin. Mahse, New York aṭangin Rastali-ah commode brush pakhat thawn duh ta ila chhuanlam mawihnai tak nena min hnial thlâk ka ring tlat.

            ‘Be a man, just like a man’ fakna pawh hi ngunthlûk taka ngaihtuah hian ka ngaihtuahna a tibuai. 'Be a man' tih hi chu chiang sa rân mai. 'Just Like A Man' tih lai tak hi mipa tling zat lo te sawina a nih duh hmel riauva ka hriat.

            “Kan puanven leh ballboot sawi chhîngin malaria i do ang u” tia sawmna kan dawng fo mai pawh hian min tibuai ṭhin. Puanven chu kan sawi chhing chhên thei e; ‘Ballboot sâwi chhîn’ hi chu a harsa a nih rih hi. Ka thiam thei ngang lo. “Kan thle lek lek kan thlunglu leh kheimit” tih ang deuh ni maia ka hriat.

            India ram huap English News channel te pawh hi ka thlir ve zeuh zeuh ahin a, bahlah an ngah ve tho ṭhin nia. Ṭum khat pawh politician hlun tak pakhat a boral ṭumin news chhiartu leh mitthi in-a an reporter kha live-in an inbia a, news chhiartu chuan “What’s the mood out there?” zuk han ti a! Mitthi inah te eng ‘mood’ nge awm se a tih rêng rêng ni? Reporter khan “Oh, in fact, the mood is very jubilant here…chuti khati” a ti lo hlauhvin ka hria. Lo chîk ve mah teh u; an reporter te hian “In fact” tih hi an sawi zing hlawm tak tak – a bikin live report-ah.

            Hindi ṭawngah chuan mi hming tawpah zahna entirnan ‘ji’ an telh ṭhin a nih hi. Sonia-ji, Laloo-ji, Lalthanhawla-ji etc. Ṭum khat pawh reporter pakhatin Railways Minister a nih laiin Mamata Banerji a interview a, ‘Banerji-ji’ a tih a ṭul ta ṭhin si a, a rik dan chu a nuihzatthlak vei reuh phian. Han ti ve chhin mah teh u. In ṭhenawma Pu Ralzi-a kha Hindi-in han kawm ula, ‘Ralzi-ji’ in ti in ti mai ang. 

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Meihawl Graffiti

Meihawl graffiti

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Thingtlângah te, khawlian ve angreng deuvah te, khawlian nia inhria – an khaw ṭhenawm ten khaw lian nia an ngaih vak silovah te ka zin ve nual ta. Heng khaw hrang hrang kan zin kual châng hian daihnai chawlhbûk velah kan chawl ve zeuh zeuh. Khatia chawlhbûk ni ve lêm si, chàwl an awm leh silo kha kan lainat a, kan chàwl ṭhin a ni, ti ta ila, a ṭawngtheihthlâk kan ti hlawm ang. Chu chu kan chawlh chhan a nih si loh avangin.

Zawhna : Enge kan chawlh ṭhin chhan chu ni ta?

Chhânna : Chhan tehchiam a awm lo. A remchâng a, kan châwl a ni deuh ber mai.

Chutia châwl ve ta chuan tuisik te pawh kan in a, kan hawi kual vel ṭhin bawk a, a rau thawh dàn azirin a awm velote kan rêl ṭhin bawk. Sawi tawh angin, kan hawi kual vel ṭhin a, chutia kan hawina lamah chuan chawlhbûk bangrel leh a bang velah te chuan meihawl graffiti kan hmu ṭhin.

A zawng a za; a kip a kawi; a mawi a nawi; a hauhûk leh chèpa kai leh zenge chu hre lo tùrah min lo ngai ta rih phawt ula (Ngai tih lêmah “Niminah ram riahnaah Liana’n Kungi a ngai” tiha ngai ang chi ni lo hian).

Meihawl Graffiti hrang hrang han thlir hian a tlangpuiin Romance a tam deuh ber a, chawlhbûk wall post hrang hrangah te hian nula-tlangvâl inngaihzawnna lam a tam. (Lam a tam – wordplay mawi lutuk!).

Khaw pakhat daia an chawlhbûkah chuan Teremi a lâr hle mai. A hmelṭha viau a nih kan ring. Kan chawlh laiin an khaw pa pakhat rawtuai khawrh a rawn châwl ve a, rawnâl - nau hmai tiat tiat a rawn ak ṭûn. Teremi pahnih an awm thu min hrilh. “Hmanni lawka pasal nei ta kha a ni ang, heta inziak hi chu” a tia. A pasal neih hnuah chawlhbûk wall post an lo la remove lo hlauhva, kan knowledge a zauh phah sawt. (Hetianga chawlhbûka meihawla thu inziak chhiar hi knowledge a tling rêng em, tih phei zawng scientific proof a awm hlei law).

Teremi zûna uai chu an tam viau nge ni a, mi pakhat – Teremi âtchilh deuhtu a awm tih chu kan tan finfiah hleihtheih a ni law. A hming a lan tam vâng erawh chuan kha chawlhbûk bikah na na na (Talk about you and me… ) kha chuan celeb a ni.

Tichuan Teremi chuan he thuziak hi a lo la chhiar ve te a nih ngai chuan a lo inhre ve ngeiin ka ring a. A induh phah sawt ang nge, a zak ang? Min ngaihsan phah deuh sawt dawn nge an chhungkuain (a pasala chhungte zawng zawng nena inthlanpawlhin) min ngeirawn dawn?  - I lo thlir ang.

Heng Meihawl Graffiti ah te hian lunglênna lam chi hrim hrim hmuh tûr a awm nual bawk a, hmun pakhatah chuan sa kah ni chhinchhiah a ni. Naupang chhiar atana ṭha lêm lo thuziakin hmun a chang tam angreng hle a, a ziaktu leh ama circle ami, mi tlêmte chauhvin an hriatthiam theih tur lamtawi-a thuziak a awm nual.

Hmun hrang hranga Meihawl Graffiti ka hriat theih chhun chhun ka’n share teh ang. A duh tan LIKE theih a ni.

1.    (Teremi aṭanga ṭanin) : Teremi ka va ngai tak em.

2.    Mupui kah ni : 11.12.11

3.    LMA ♥ RPI (Hetiang hi a tam fu)

4.    Kan la ngai dawn mange, khuareiah

5.    Thangluliana

6.    Ka di lenna ka thlir vawng vawng. VLTA. 18.4.01

7.    KKahLZTCH (A awmzia min zawt suh – ka hre bik lo)

8.    Pari dawr

9.    Runhmunah aw, Terem

10. Drogba

11. Ziak hnawk suh

12. Inrinni hian vawk kan ser dawn. A duh tur chuan min hrilh dawn nia. – Hualkunga, Mual Veng

13. RLA – kan hawsan ta mai che. ZTPA

14. No pain, no pain.

PHERH BER KHER

Beidawng lova min beisei hnuah
Mitmei hmu hauh si lo khan
Mi zinga insawitheih na'n min hmang vei maw!
....
"Ka ṭangnêm bel rawh" min tih lai khân
I ṭangnêm a khawng mah mah si a
Bra chhah chi-ah i ṭuan vei maw!
...
Anka nêm nen i nui her her
Zawlaidi nen min veh ther ther
Zaleng zawng ten min sêl ser ser
"A kawp vel e, PHERH BER KHER"

Literally speaking

"Thlan kan lai"kan tih hian mi threnkhat chuan dik inti deuhvin "Thlan tur kan lai" an ti a. A nihna takah chuan 'Lei kan lai' a ni zawk reng sia

Thlawhtheihlohna hmangin Gauhati Lamtluang

Thlawhtheihna service mumal tâk hnu hian Guwahati – Aizawl bus leh sumo service hi a lar ta vaklo emaw’n chu aw? ka ti ṭhin a. Mahse a lo ni lo. Zantin mai hian Kolasib-a night bus zan tlan ho chaw ei hmuh tur an la awm tlat. Heng night bus leh sumo passenger te ngaihtuahna hi a lo inanglo thei hle dawn hian ka hre ṭhin.

Nunphung inanglo leh zinchhan inanglo tak tak an ni hlawm bawk a, lirthei an chuan chhunga an rilrua thil awmte pawh hi a inanglo hlawm hle mai. Hei-
1. YMA seat-a ka ṭhut peihloh vangin Seat no 6 ka la ve a, counter hovin Sumo remchang changa seat awmchhun chhunah min dah leh a. Aizawl kan thlen hun chuan chanchinbu leh TV-ah SMS ka thawn loh atâkah!
2. Khanapara-a kan din chuan um khat lek ka lei phei ang.
3. Ka bula ṭhu hian min ‘risk’ a tum chiang mai.
4. Ka bula ṭhu hi nuthlawi sumdawng vak vel a ni chiang mai. Khua han thim deuh se ka ‘risk’ khawp ang.
5. Hic! Hic! Night Bus-ah a tam ṭhin an ti sia, khawnge khum fâ chu? Hic! Hic!
6. Tengtere den ka ei chak
7. Jaintia Hills hi chu a va han mawi tak.
8. Kalain phei kawng chhe reng mai hi chu ka va han kham tak*
9. Kan driver hi a chauh deuh chuan “Ka lo khalh chhawk dawn che’mi?” ka ti ang
10. He Ladrymbai hotel liana “Chaw ei man (coupon) lei rawh” tih an ziak hi an Mizo Ṭawng a diklo. A thiam deuhte pawh râwn ve mai awm. Tunge thil ‘man’ lei ngai?
11. Beer ka in khanglang atin ni… Ka zun a chhuak sek mai
12. Vairengte Excise gate-ah U Lalnuna lo duty hlauh sela aw!
13. Vairengte Excise gate-ah min lo check uluk viau angem aw?
14. Vairengte Excise gate thlen veleh ka inthiar ang
15. Seipuii Hotel, Vairengte-ah ka inthiar ang*
16. Seipuii Hotel bul dawrah khan Khaini an nei al angem aw?
17. Kan khaw Sumo dar 3 chhuak kan nan hman mai dawn hi a
18. Lum si; khu si*
19. A lo beisei ve leh dawn tho si a, ka Putea chu MC Rum um khat hawnsak mai ang.
20. Way Bill ka nei mumal si lova, Bairabi lama kual rawt ila a ṭha ang. Ka lo hire law law mai lo a ni.
21. Silchar hi ka hre bel thei thlawt lo*
22. Min lo suam ta se, lo beilet ta ila, ka bula sipai chhuti hian min pui êm ang chu maw.
23. Min lo suam ta se, a hminga sipai chhuti awmchhun nih chuan beihlet ve ngei a ngai dawn a nih hi
24. Min lo suam mai angah…*

*Hetah hi chuan passenger an inthurual vei deuh ṭhup