Monday, May 2, 2011

In Hateful memory of Bin Laden


Put on your MORNING dress

With Black let us CONTEST

He will, of course, be REPLACED

.... Bin-a kan ngai lo che

You have TERRORIZED us

SUCKED the air out of us

Soaring high above us, you BOMBARDED our every place

Through the FIERY days

Through the HELLISH days

And when WTC falls, we want to fight YOU together

Now... you're gone

While there's so many things left to do like KICKIN your ass

Now you're gone, you're gone

Friday, February 25, 2011

Vety daktawr

@ Vety daktawr te hian an patient te ei hmeks an ching an tia, tak tak ni maw!!!
@ Ti ta sa sa, Vety Daktawr hi Kohhran Upa-ah thlang tling ta ila, "Upa Ran Daktawr....." tihtur an ni angem?
@ Tichuan Vety Daktawr chu... (Ka ti laklawh tlat) ... An patient ten an khawilai nge na an sawi ve thei silova, risk deuh fo a ngaih duh hmel.
@ Ti leh ta zel ila, Vety daktawr-ah hian "Gynae" te, "ENT" te awm hrang ve ta se...
@ Vety daktawr specialist-ah rau rau chuan "Rul specialist" nih ka chaklo deuh ber.

-No offence intended. Ka vety daktawr Pute leh thriante ka fiamna mai mai.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

World Cup kan en theuhvin ka ring e

World Cup kan en theuhvin ka ring e
-Stephen Auhmun


Intihsiakna reng rengah Pakhatna nih kan tum thin a. Kan tlin ta lo a nih paw’n pahnihna. Chutiangin palina te, pangana tal te pawh. Chu chu intihsiakna-in a ken tel a ni. Kan en zawh tak FIFA World Cup erawh kha chu a mak ka ti ve angreng. Pahnihna ai khan Pathumna kha an han lawm zawk tlat ah!

In lo en ve hlawmin ka ring a, pathumna ni ta Germany kha. Khatia Uruguay nena pathumna nih chuha an inkhel zo, an chak chiah kha an lawm teh e. A tuk zan Final inkhelha chak lo zawka tang ta Holland erawh kha chu an lawm tehchiam lo a nih kha. “Pathumna Germany pawh an lawm te chuan keini Pahnihna zawk chu lawm tur kan ni. Hei leh chen min hruai thleng tawh a, thil ropui min tihsak a ni” te pawh tih ve awm! An lawm lo tih lah kha an hmelah a lang reng bawk si.

Kumin World Cup chu beisei aia hmain Football ram ropui an tla phuk phuk mai a ni a, FIFA hotute tan khan mang a ang duh awm teh e. Champion lai Italy an han tla a, chutah a hmaa finalist France an han tla ve leh bawk a. England, Argentina, Brazil te an tla phawk phawk mai. Second Round-ah khan Nigeria te, Ivory Coast te, North Korea, New Zealand, Croatia, Turkey, Russia, Columbia, tih vel kan hmuh hauh loh kha! Khatia an tlak zel te chuan Final khel tur pawh kha an awm lo thei mai dawn ni khan a lang a, rilru chu a hah duh khawp ang.

Kan hmuh, kan hriat, kan ngaithlak leh kan chhiar fo angin kumin World Cup chu beisei phalo tak tak player lar zet zet ni si an tam hle. Ronaldo, Kaka, Messi, Torres, chuti khati. Wayne Rooney pawh U Lalhnaia nen an inang reng – World Cup-ah goal an thun lo ve ve.

Brazil, Argentina leh Latin America ram danga footballer tam zawk te hi chhungkaw rethei tak atanga seilian, harsa taka football khel chho niin an sawi thin a, tak tak a nih leh nih loh ka hre lem lo. ‘Marawhchu, mak tih angreng deuh ka nei. Chutia rethei bakberha seilian ni si, an naupanlaia khawlaia pawnchhe hlawm an petlai video te an nei leh lawi si thin. Keini ramah hian en ta ila, 1990 hmalama piang te zingah naupan lai video (ball pet lai chu sawi loh) hrim hrim nei kan vang ngawtin ka ring. Nge ni’ang a, “Ani hi a la lar dawn! Nakinah chuan rethei taka a seilen dan te hi miin an la hre duh dawn a, chuvangin a pawnchhe hlawm petlai vel hi thla lo la te’ng” titu an awm zawk?

Kan lo upa ve ta a ni ang, 2006 World Cup te, 2002 World Cup te kha ka en ve hman tlat! 2010 pawh ka en.

Mizote hian football hi hmuhnawm kan tiin kan lawm hle niin a lang a, hetihlai hian World Cup-in a nghawng miahloh mi engemawzat ka hria. Chu’ng mite chu mi chi hrang hrang an ni hlawm a, World Cup an en loh chhan pawh a inang lo hlawm.

Pakhat chu a hming Lalnunmawia niin, “Mapui” tiin kan ko a, “eih” a ti thin. Ani hi chuan football hrim hrim hi a en ngailo law law. Tezawka leh Tevez te hi a hre hrang lo maithei. A en ngailoh chhan ka hre lo. A tui vaklo a ni ang. 2006 Final pawh kha kan en dun a, a en ve miah lo. Tintin a chhiar.

En ngailo ka hriat pakhat leh chu “U Kimtea” ania, a thiante chuan “LTKA” an ti. Ani hi chuan a tlangval lai chuan football pawh a khel ve thin a, World Cup pawh a en ve thin. Mahse, 2002 chiah kha mumalin a en. A dang chu a en mumal ngai lo. A chhan : A muthlu thin. Inkhel tan dawnah TV hmaah a thu ve a, a muthlu nghal hmeks a, inkhel zawhah “Tunge chak?” a tia, a tawk mai. 2002 kha chu chhunah kan en thin a nih kha.

En ngailo dang pawh ka la hria a, Brazil a tan thei lutuk ringawt. TV en chi ziazang a ni lo – a ruih bosan zel. Hming thup.

Guwahati – Thiruvananthapuram rel driver pawh khan “Ka en hman mang lo” a ti. A hnathawhna kha ni thum leh zan thum thang a ni bawk a, tihngaihna a vang ve bawk a ni.

Final en lo chiang bang dang ka la hria; Aizawl – Guwahati Capital Travels driver pahnih leh conductor, final zana duty te kha. Ladrymbai dhaba-ah thingpui in chawlh paha an en zawk te a nih loh chuan.

Mizoten football kan lawm kan ti a, ni e, kan lawm ngawt mai. Kan pawl ropui YMA pawhin tournament te hial a siam thin a nih hi. Inter YMA Golf tournament te chu kan neih ngai miah loh hi. Chutiang bawkin All Mizoram Open synchronised baseball pawh a awm lo. Football erawh kan inel tlut tlut. Footballer ropui hming pu ve ta pawh kan awm nawk mai.

“Zico tu-e-maw-ni-a” pawh kan awm a, “Gerrard-a pa” te pawh. Jerry Zirsanga ni silo Jerry Zirsanga ni ve tho bawk si te pawh kan awm. Kha kha a ni mai, Football chu. Mizo zingah “Tendulkar” in hria em? A nih loh leh “Dhyan Chand(mari)” ? Football te chu kan ngaisang em! In zawng in zawng ila chu “Makelele Ralte” te, “Baichungnunga” te pawh kan awm hial maithei a ni. Ka fapa pawh “Pedro” ngat! Keimah tak pawh hi “Gerrard-a pa nutei fanu pasal” ka ni ve tlat a ni.

Kahpah deuh deuhin.

Tun tum World Cup chu German team-ah mihang te an awm ta nawk mai ! His Excellency, mein fuhrer Hitler-a chuan hria se a sa tek tek ang chu! “Achtung! Achtung! Das Auto-ah hlang ula, Auschwitz-ah thawn vat r’u” a ti hial ang. He Germany team-ah hian Juda mi pawh an la awm thuai hial awm e. Khawvel hmasawn dan enin.

Mihang ho hi an daihzai ngawt mai. Nigeria te, Cameroon te, Ivory Coast team te kha en ila, mihang vek an han nia(h)! An va daihzai tak.

Korean ho kha team hnih lai an thawh thei a, an fakawm ngawt mai. A joint YMA ang deuhvin “Joint Korea” hming khan rawn chhuak ta se enge an an ang aw? Engin nge min mawlh ka hre law, Korea-in an khelh apiang khan, commentator te tawng zawng zawng kha “Mizo tawnga dub” ka lo beisei leh ringawt thin. Ngaiah ka neih tawh a ni’ang e. South Korea right back kha commentator te khan “Chaudhury” an ti niin ka lo hre ve ngar ngar a, mak ka ti angreng. Mahse ka hriatsual a lo ni. “Cha Du Ri” a lo ni zawk a.

Hming kan sawi ta rau rau, ka nuam tih zawng a ni leh ta tlat mai, Lawmte.

“Kaka” kha “Anelkaka” leh “Anelkanu” te nen ka hriatpawlh ziah nia! USA ami DaMarcus Beasley pawh kha commentator te tawng ringawt hriat chuan “The marks are Beastly” an ti emaw tih a awl khawp mai. Hming a nei sakawlh riau. A jersey hak number apiang kha “Number of the Beast” a ni ber e. “Landon Donovan” tih te kha a “Dono” lai tak kha Hindi a ang!

Spain ah khan “JESUS” a tel mauh mai! EMMANUEL Adebayor nen chuan unau an nih hmel bawk si lo. Japan khan “Hero” HONDA an nei a, India chuan “Mr. Bajaj”! Chile-ah emawni, “Tello” kha a tel mauh mai bawk. Kumin chu Brazil team-ah ‘Zinho’ an awm mang hauh lova, Uruguay ah khan “Diego” pali lai an awm thung nia. South Korea-ah khan Ji Sung-a nilo “Park” dang an awm ve. “City Park” te, “YMA Park” te, “Kawngsira Park” te an ni mahna!

Hnam hla an sa lai kha in lo chik ve hlawm emaw chu. Kei, ka lo chik mang hleinem! Cristiano Ronaldo khan group stage ah khan an National Anthem kha a sa ve ngai miah lo nia. A hnuah kha chuan a sak ve al al kha. A tenor-in ka hria. Khatia a sakloh chhan kha politics a ni mahna: Portugal – Madeira politics. Germany hovin “Nangma thil ropui” thluk ru-a an sak thin pawh kha a German fir lo ho khan an sa ve ngai mang hauh lo. Oezil, Khedira, Podolski tih vel ho khan.

Japan ho hla kha a bu ang thlapin a mawilo. A tawp dan te kha a laklawh ropui, kan Jana Gana ang mai – a tawp dan kha a mak. Kan Jana… pawh hi ‘fa’ in a tawp tut hi! Spain leh Argentina ho hla kha a thiam ve lo nih a zia phian – a thu (lyrics) a awm ve miah lo a ni ang, tumah khan an hmui an phun ngai lo. A thu awm nise a ram pumpui maia thiamloh vek thu khawiah awm suh. “Oh say, can you see…” pawh kha American player ho zingah khan thiamlo an tam. “In the land of the free and the home of the brave…” tih lai kha chu ka hre ve tlats. A solfa thiam deuh khan Brazil ho hla kha a solfa-in han dah chhin teh u, a mak si. “Soh soh doh, soh doh re mi, re mi fe taaa…” tih vel niin ka hria.

Opening leh Closing ceremony kha an ti ropui ngawt mai. Halpuah leh halmawi chi hrang hrang lah an ngah. Shakira pawhin tlangval tam tak rilru a ti hah thin teh e! Mak ka tih ve mai mai thin chu India ram pawna event liantham hi TV-ah ka lo hmu ve zeuh zeuh tawh a, Chief Guest te pawh an nei ve thin tho bawk sia, inhmelhriattirna leh thusawi a awm ve ngailo bik.

“Tunah technical committee te in thuthmunah lo ding ula; khaile, refreshment sub-committee member te. Ani hi sum leh paia nasa taka min puitu ania, lo ding ve hrim hrim teh se” tih ang chi kha an ti ve miah lo. FIFA President “Dr.” Sepp Blatter leh South Africa-a kohhran hruaitu langsar “Rev. Dr.” Desmond Tutu te pawh khan kutphah tiat vel badge danglam bik ang chi an bel pawh ka hre lem lo. Kan nau pakhat lah chuan an ram hruaitu ropui kha “Rev. Nelson Thangdela” tiin a lo sawi ve chamchi bawk.

World Cup tlem azawng ka en ve ta a, a kuma tin hian thil chhinchhiahtlak engemaw a awm ve deuh ziah nia. A bul tan kum, 1930 kha chu ka la hre hman lo deuhva, mahse an vawikhat telna-ah Uruguay an champion ringawt tih kan hria. Kuminah Lampard-a pet goal, goal leh lo kha a lar viau. “Hun hnuhung-a” Ghana ho penalty thelh nen. 2006-ah Zidane-a’n Materazzi a sik vangin a lar hle a, English referee Graham Poll-a’n game khatah mi pakhat hnena Yellow Card vawi thum a pek a larpui viau bawk. 2002-ah lah Rivaldo na der vial tawp tawp. 1998 ah kha chuan French defender Laurent Blanc leh an goalie Barthez-a te “Lu-Kiss Policy” kan hmelhriat kha. 1994 kha a ni maw, mak tak maia Bulgaria an rawn thlen san ve em em rikngawt kha! Stoichkov kha ka hre ve tat. 1990 kha chuan kan la nau fu mai. Mahse, khami kum khan “To be Number One” a lar berin ka hria. Argentina-in Cameroon an hnehloh nen. ’86 chu ka hre ve pha vaklo, Maradona a lar tih bak.

A hrim hrimin mumal taka 1986 World Cup la hria, tuna nula-tlangval la ni bawk si an awm a nih chuan, chu’ng mite chu an puitling tawh el el ngawt ang! Khatih lai khan Mizoramah TV a la awm mumal lova, Cable TV phei chu khawiah! ‘Doordarshan’ pawh ‘India’ a la ni. ‘Perfume’ pawh ‘Scent’ a la nia, Hockey an ‘thah’ dan pawh captain ve vein an tiangkawm inkawkalhin ‘thlik-thlawk-thlik-thlawk-thlik-thlawk –thlirrrrrrrr’ an la ti thin. Ka hre ve pha tlat nia.

Tichuan kumin World Cup chu Zulu naupangin “In ang awww” a rawn tia, chutah half-time ah Shakira-i’n “Uak-a, Uak-a” a rawn ti leh a, khap burna ramah a inhmeh thei lo fo mai niawm tak a ni.

Politics kha kan sawi a, ka’n belh te’ng. Khatia Spain an champion khan an defender, Barcelona Captain ni bawk Carles Puyol-a’n trophy a tlankualpui lai vel khan Spain flag nilovin Catalunya flag a bat vel a nih kha. Awmzia a neih duh hmel ka ti.

Politics chu sawi leh lo ang. Ka hre ve tak tak lo.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Zodiac Sign

Aries ka nih vang nge ka hre law, Zodiac Sign hi ka ngai thutak ve hlek lo nia

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Hming pum

Mi thenkhat an buai thrin - ram pawnah te. A tlangpuiin Mizo chuan First Name, Middle Name etc kan neilo a nih hi. Tichuan, Passport dilna-ah te, Online-a form fill-up a ngaih hunah te buaina a awm ta thrin.

Kei chuan hming hi a 'set' kimin ka nei thlap mai. Chuvangin, passport dilna velah pawh Surname tih angrengah ka buai ve dawn lo.

Buaina ka neih erawh - Passport chu lo nei ta tehreng pawh ni ila, chu ka passport chu hmang tangkai tur chuan rampawna zin a ngai a, PAWISA ka nei lo!!!!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Thu ho chi hrang hrang

1. Mawngmirh vangin AIIMS ah ka inentir ve a, doctor chuan dawhkan bawhin min bungbut tir a, a hawlh a hawlh a, a trawng zuah zuah reng bawk. "Engemaw a tih le?" tia ka va hawi phei chuan doctor zirlai an lo thru thrup a, uluk zetin ka mawng chu BIG SCREEN-ah an lo en

2. Naupangin thil an eia tui an tih viau hi chu puitling hian han eichhin ila, a lo tui viau zel

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Ka phai zin thu

A Hmingin Phaiah Te Ka Kal Ve Tawh, A Hming Mai Maiin

¢ Stephen Auhmun

Pawl kua kan zir kum a nia, ka la hrereng mai, December thla a ni nghe nghe, kum 1994. Kohhran programme-ah Guwahati kal a ngai a, kal hma ni chiahin kal ve turin min ti a, ka va han phûr tehlul êm!! Kolasib-ah kan chhûngte an awm nual avangin he hmun thleng hi chuan ka kal ve fo a, chuti tih lohvah chuan ‘Phairam’ awm dan tur hi suangtuah pawh ka suangtuah thiam lo a, Bhaga phai phei kawng chu engtiang taka ngîl nge a nih hre turin truck driver hmelhriat pakhatmah ka nei lo bawk. Ka vawi khat vairam hmuhna tur a nih ve tak chu.

Ka châk et et a ni.

“Engatinge night bus hi zânah kher an tlân thin le?” ti thintu kha a seat dûpah ka thu thâwp ve ta sat mai. Bus chhûngah chuan ka mu mang lo a, mumang pawh ka nei lo. Kan kal thla zel a, mi’n ‘Meghalaya chu a vawt lutuk’ an tih ka hriat ve tawh avangin mi an ve ngei ka duh si a, Sonapur lei kan han thleng chu vawt ta riau hian ka han hre ve bawk a, mi ningkhâwng chu man ve tak ka ni.

He lei (bridge) kan han pel fel chu, awi karei karei! Kan bus min suam ta mai. Kan bus suamtute lah chu henglaia ‘vai’ kan tih ang, an hmêl kan hmuha kan duh theihna tura hmel mawina reng nei lo te an ni hlawm a, thinrimthlak tak a ni. Bus hnunglamah kan chuang a, kan vannei ngawt mai ka ti. A hmalama thuho kha chu an neih zawng zawng an laksak vek hlawm a; ‘zawng zawng’ tih lemah an thil hlu neih zawng zawng. Kei chuan engmah ka chân ve hauh lo. Bus hma darthlalang chu heng vaichhe ho hian an vawchhe bawk a, driver an hliam bawk. Theiriat an tia mawni, Melriat an tia mawni, Khleihriat an tia mawni, Chhûra ûmpui mu hriat an tia mawni? Chumi khaw police station-ah chuan kan in-report hnu chuan kan kal leh ta poh a, kha’ng kan chuanpui te thil hloh kha hmuhkir sak leh tak maw?

Shillong chu a mawi ka ti hle mai; a vawt ka ti kher mai bawk. Bus-a kan chuanpuite zawng zawng chu he hmunah hian an chhuk phiar a, keini pali chauh chu Guwahati thleng tur kan awm ta, driver pakhat chauh nen. Bus darthlalang keh leh zan khawvawt avangin a tlan chak theih si lo a, Shillong leh Guwahati inkâr pawh dârkâr ruk zet kan tlan a, zan a nih tawh avangin Borapani pawh ka hmuh loh phah.

Guwahati-ah chuan ni li kan châm a, kan haw leh a, kan tluang lo leh pek. Direct bus a awm loh avangin Badarpur thleng ticket kan nei a, he hmun kan thlen hian vaihovin min khawih an lo tum a nih chu!! Hemi kum hi driver Lalsangzuala thah a nih kum kha a ni a, Aizawla vai dawr tam tak suasam a nih kum kha. Ka la nau ve bawk a, ka hlau teh asin! Kan awmna hotel an rawn hual khup khup mai a, kan thianpa pakhat phei chuan sawi se, ‘vaiho chu an tam khawp a, a thimin an rawn thim mup mup’ a ti hial awm e. Kan vanneih asiamin kan hotel thlenna pa-in min lo chhan hlauh a, a lawmawm dangdai teh asin. ‘Mizoram ni ta se kha vaipa’n kan chunga a tih ang kha ka ti ve ngam ang em aw?’ ka ti hnuhnawh fo mai. Zuk zawnchhuah leha Grape Wine khilai hial tur a ni - a rui kher nâng!

Ka damchhûnga a vawi khat na’n kum 2001 khân rêl ka chuang ve chauh. Kohhran zârah bawk. “Kerala kal tawh zawng thingthi rawh u” ti ta se a khûp bâl zingah ka tel ve thei reng tawh mai. December thla bawk a ni a, chhim kunah khuan kan zuk kal a, thla khat zet kan thang. Min hruaitute an fel a, kan kal lamin harsatna engmah kan tawk lo.

Haw lamah a ruala kan haw theih tak loh avangin chinchâng hre lo thah mi pariat kan haw tlâng a, kan buai angreng khawp mai. Guwahati thleng tur rêl direct kan neih loh avangin Chennai leh Kolkata-ah rêl thlak a ngai a, a manganthlak hle. Rêl nan loh palh te kha kan han hlau lailêng khawp a, a chhuah hun hma darkar li-ah chuan station-ah kan thu rân tawh zel. Hemi tum hian alawm, hmun tlawh tam nih ka duh avang khan rêl din apiangin ka chhuk a, Salem, Vishakapatnam, Coimbatore, Bhubaneshwar leh khaw lian dang dang ka kal tawh ka tih ve zuah zuah theihna chhan pawh ni. Insawitheih nuam ti mi, kei ang tân chuan a tihchi zêk asin.

Ka nu laizâwn te nena Kolkata kan kal zet kha aw! Rêl bawkin. Vai milian choka anga mawm hmak mai vek hi an ni a, rêl kal laiin zunram an thiar ngam silo; stationah toilet hman phal a ni bawk si lo! Buaithlak hlawm tak an ni. Hmeichhe bazar pui chu a hahthlak em mai, nupui pawh hi neih loh tawp mai a nia ka duh rum rum ni!

2003 kum kha ni ta-in ka hria, zirlai hruaitute hnung zuiin Guwahati-ah bawk kan kal a, motor kan keng a, nuam kan ti hle. Mizoram House kawtah tak mai khuan kan motor chu maruti car-in a rawn su nghing lawih pek a, Badarpur ang mai khan phai vai hmelchhe rimchhe tawngkam chheho an rawn pung khawm leh chiam pek. Ka thiante zawng leh kan driver kha chu Mizoram House-ah an tlan lut hman a, motor seat hnunga chuang ka nih avang khan an tih ang chu ka ti ve hman ta lo! Vaiho kuttum leh kutphah leh pheikhawk chu ka bek te, ka dâr te, ka biang te, ka mawng te leh a remchang apiang chuan ka lo block ta siah siah mai lo thei lova, ramdangmi hmusit mai lova thiana siam har ka ti ngei mai, khami tum zet kha chuan. Anni, ka hmai leh taksa pêng danga an kuttum rawn thlahdah tute pawh khan an harsat niin ka hria, min tihdan êm êm kha!

PCO pakhata min hnuklut tu kha i titha e! Tikhan min lo ti lo la chu Vairengte atanga Aizawl inkar YMA ten kawng tluanin min lo hmuak mai thei a ni. Ka duh hleinem, rih ana; pawndum a tel ngei dawn si a! Ka neih zawng zawng Rs. 500-in ka inkhulchhuak ta a nih kha. Tu berin nge ka pawisa kha chang ta ni?

Tlemlai deuhva Bagha phei chhiat êm êm lai khan ka thianpa Hruaia nen kan kal ve bawk tak e. Dholai-ah kan chuanna bus a tâng a, loh theih lohva zan riah a ngaih avangin mi dawr bathlâr-ah kan riak tawp. Nge bus chhûng a lum viau vei. Thosi seh hi thak kher lo se, natna hrik te hi paipawn khanglang lo se, thlawk ri vê vê kher lo se chuan an khamkhawp thisen thehchhuah hi a lo uihawm hauh lo tih hemi zan atang hian ka hrechhuak chiang khawp mai.

Mi thenkhat chuan phai kal te hi eng he hu-ah an ngai lem lo. “Naktuk enge i tih dawn?” han ti ila, “Delhi ka zu kal lawk teh ang,” te hi an ti sam leh êt thin; chu mah mah thlawhtheihna in. Keia phai kal ve tur hi chuan |huampui ka pan tlângpui a, midangin Lêngpui an pan laiin. ‘Pui’ theuh theuh kan in pui hleih hlawm ngawt mai. A la kal ve lo te lakah chuan ka intithei ve em em reng tho nia. Tih tak êmah chuan ka thian thenkhat, night bus chhûng pawh la hmulo leh Silchar a awm tak tak pawh ringlo an awm ve tho êm! Ka thianpa pakhat chu a vanneih a siamin (?) serious vak lovin a damlo hlauh a, Guwahati a hmuh ve phah tak e. Chuti ni lo se khawiah!

Keimah Ramfangzauva.